I work at a studio in Hollywood, and part of my job is to look up archived tape elements in this insanely outdated program called OPIS. I don't know what it stands for, but I'm pretty sure it starts with
Outdated and ends with
Shit. It's a DOS-based system, which means the Studio hasn't updated its technology in about twenty years. Today, however, God's light shone down, I felt an AMEN HALLELUJAH coming over me, and I was introduced to WinOPIS -- a WINDOWS based program. [Collective gasp of shock and awe] It's amazing. No longer is it necessary to Page Down or F9! I can use my mouse without fucking up the screen! I can click! Copy! Paste! It's genius. I'm attaching pictures of OLD OPIS and NEW OPIS so you can see the difference. I have a feeling it's going to make a BIG difference in my life. Me and my mouse will be much happier with this new program, I have no doubt.
Old OPIS
New OPIS
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